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September 02, 2010, 06:54:58 AM
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Its like...Incest though. Garrus is her big bro....and your going to act out the detestable act! :(

Yeah, I know, but....how many girls are prepared to BE Tali for their guy? :P

September 02, 2010, 06:57:25 AM
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Yeah, I know, but....how many girls are prepared to BE Tali for their guy? :P

I think that is going a little too far.
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September 02, 2010, 06:57:36 AM
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Yeah, I know, but....how many girls are prepared to BE Tali for their guy? :P
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September 02, 2010, 06:58:45 AM
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I think that is going a little too far.
Real Tali. No substitutes. Though i could settle for a nice Quarian woman with no Tali available.

September 02, 2010, 07:00:33 AM
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Hey, my GF has a Turian fetish. I actually think she's pretty awesome for that. Maybe we should just break it up, so one of us is always human, lol!

September 02, 2010, 02:56:38 PM
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Its like...Incest though. Garrus is her big bro....and your going to act out the detestable act! :(
Nope.jpg

According to the internet Tali/Garrus  is next on the crackfic line right along Tali/Kal'reegar

I Suport Legion Prime.
Because if he's going to be a NPC, he better be the Best NPC in the history of mankind.

Jesse James Allen. a.k.a. Lower Afterlife Bitchin' Rave song composer. did this track called Zorah's Fire as a temptative ME3 theme for Tali.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBOwP2RFDhA&feature=related

September 03, 2010, 01:48:12 AM
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Nope.jpg

According to the internet Tali/Garrus  is next on the crackfic line right along Tali/Kal'reegar

"Tali'Zorah is having an affair with Kal'Reegar. I don't think we should talk about it, unless you're prepared to kill them."

"OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN"

Engineer’s Journal October 27th, 1969

Scout carcass in alley this morning, shovel marks on burst stomach. This map is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of crits and when the drains finally scab over, all the noobs will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Backburners and Force-A-Natures will foam up about their waists and all the Heavies and Medics will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll aim down and whisper: "Nope."

September 03, 2010, 03:57:13 AM
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Hey, my GF has a Turian fetish. I actually think she's pretty awesome for that. Maybe we should just break it up, so one of us is always human, lol!


Dress up like this and you can expect even MEN to dryhump your legs.

Not me though. I have... self control. hopefully

I Suport Legion Prime.
Because if he's going to be a NPC, he better be the Best NPC in the history of mankind.

Jesse James Allen. a.k.a. Lower Afterlife Bitchin' Rave song composer. did this track called Zorah's Fire as a temptative ME3 theme for Tali.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBOwP2RFDhA&feature=related

September 03, 2010, 04:55:17 AM
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Weirdly enough, I just asked my girlfriend if she'd wear an enviro-suit if I asked, and she was totally ok with it....As long as I dressed up as Garrus...hmmmm




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September 03, 2010, 05:02:55 AM
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According to the internet Tali/Garrus  is next on the crackfic line right along Tali/Kal'reegar
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September 03, 2010, 05:03:32 AM
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When did I realize Tali was the one?

Somewhere between "My name is Tali!" and "Your ship is amazing, Shepard!" By that, I mean the elevator rides from the Council Chambers to the Normandy with Garrus and Tali.

"I'm glad the imminent destruction of all life in the galaxy has improved your career opportunities, Garrus."

My god, I thought, not only does she have looks (dime a dozen in vidya, dontchaknow) but she has range and personality! Then, of course, it turns out she's CANNOT HAVE. And so is Doctor Chakwas.

(Minor Aside)
Let me tell you, while I was elated (a word I don't get to use that often) that Tali was no longer CANNOT HAVE in ME2, having that drink with Doctor Chakwas was just torture.



Dammit doc, I'm coming onto you!

*sigh* Maybe in Mass Effect 3.

September 03, 2010, 09:20:06 AM
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That's just wrong, man.

Doc is like my mentor.

September 03, 2010, 10:09:33 AM
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That's just wrong, man.

Doc is like my mentor.

I agree. Lance: you have problems
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September 03, 2010, 03:23:18 PM
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When did I realize Tali was the one?

Somewhere between "My name is Tali!" and "Your ship is amazing, Shepard!" By that, I mean the elevator rides from the Council Chambers to the Normandy with Garrus and Tali.

"I'm glad the imminent destruction of all life in the galaxy has improved your career opportunities, Garrus."

My god, I thought, not only does she have looks (dime a dozen in vidya, dontchaknow) but she has range and personality! Then, of course, it turns out she's CANNOT HAVE. And so is Doctor Chakwas.

(Minor Aside)
Let me tell you, while I was elated (a word I don't get to use that often) that Tali was no longer CANNOT HAVE in ME2, having that drink with Doctor Chakwas was just torture.

-hacksawsnip-

Dammit doc, I'm coming onto you!

*sigh* Maybe in Mass Effect 3.

Hell yeah, *knuckletouch*
Engineer’s Journal October 27th, 1969

Scout carcass in alley this morning, shovel marks on burst stomach. This map is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of crits and when the drains finally scab over, all the noobs will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Backburners and Force-A-Natures will foam up about their waists and all the Heavies and Medics will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll aim down and whisper: "Nope."

September 03, 2010, 07:55:27 PM
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Hell yeah, *knuckletouch*

*Throws banana at General Douchington*
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September 03, 2010, 08:36:19 PM
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*Throws banana at General Douchington*

Seriously, how could you resist Chakwas.
Engineer’s Journal October 27th, 1969

Scout carcass in alley this morning, shovel marks on burst stomach. This map is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of crits and when the drains finally scab over, all the noobs will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Backburners and Force-A-Natures will foam up about their waists and all the Heavies and Medics will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll aim down and whisper: "Nope."

September 03, 2010, 09:17:42 PM
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Seriously, how could you resist Chakwas.

Because I think she look like she's 45...
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September 03, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
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Because I think she look like she's 45...


She doesn't look that old. And that voice.

Mass Effect 2 - Drinking with Dr. Chakwas



You must have no heart, so you can't relate. Nah, I kid, I kid.
Engineer’s Journal October 27th, 1969

Scout carcass in alley this morning, shovel marks on burst stomach. This map is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of crits and when the drains finally scab over, all the noobs will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Backburners and Force-A-Natures will foam up about their waists and all the Heavies and Medics will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll aim down and whisper: "Nope."

September 03, 2010, 11:16:36 PM
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Because I think she look like she's 45...

I'm failing to see the problem here.

September 04, 2010, 12:56:48 AM
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September 04, 2010, 04:27:14 AM
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Because I think she look like she's 45...

45? She looks 70.
Quote from: far ahead...
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And the waves are lapping where the children grew
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Of days when love was true
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September 04, 2010, 04:30:59 AM
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45? She looks 70.

To quote Rune... "Topic"

When I first played ME1, Tali was initially just "the Quarian"

But then I noticed her legs in the elevator. Fell into her voice, which was even more hypnotic in ME2. She's just adorable; the kind of person you want to protect, and who really deserves that protection, even though she doesn't really need it. She's the perfect combination of nerd and badass, and, seriously, who wouldn't fall for that?

September 04, 2010, 04:32:02 AM
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45? She looks 70.
She is old....70 is a....not accurate...I'll admit she looks at least late 40's early 50's.

September 04, 2010, 04:33:28 AM
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When I first played ME1, Tali was initially just "the Quarian"

But then I noticed her legs in the elevator. Fell into her voice, which was even more hypnotic in ME2. She's just adorable; the kind of person you want to protect, and who really deserves that protection, even though she doesn't really need it. She's the perfect combination of nerd and badass, and, seriously, who wouldn't fall for that?
NClance started it....

Yeah I was entranced by her form, and her personality. She was just awesome, ME2 even better.

September 04, 2010, 05:43:00 AM
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Even if she's 70. Humans live usually up to 150 until they die of old age.

I Suport Legion Prime.
Because if he's going to be a NPC, he better be the Best NPC in the history of mankind.

Jesse James Allen. a.k.a. Lower Afterlife Bitchin' Rave song composer. did this track called Zorah's Fire as a temptative ME3 theme for Tali.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBOwP2RFDhA&feature=related